10/15 years from now...
- My daughter: Mommy?
- Me: Yes baby?
- My daughter: Can you tell me how you and daddy met?
- Me: *blushes* Well...
- Her dad: I gave her a lapdance.
- Me: *rolls my eyes*
- My daughter: Then how was I made?
- Me: *blushes* Well...
- Her dad: The sky was turning red and we thought the world was coming to an end an-
- Me: Nigga shut the fuck up before I throw a bottle and chip your motherfucking chin like Drake did!
- My daughter:
- Her dad:
- Me: Yolo that bitch
