(Source: wherewelland)

    10/15 years from now...
    • My daughter: Mommy?
    • Me: Yes baby?
    • My daughter: Can you tell me how you and daddy met?
    • Me: *blushes* Well...
    • Her dad: I gave her a lapdance.
    • Me: *rolls my eyes*
    • My daughter: Then how was I made?
    • Me: *blushes* Well...
    • Her dad: The sky was turning red and we thought the world was coming to an end an-
    • Me: Nigga shut the fuck up before I throw a bottle and chip your motherfucking chin like Drake did!
    • My daughter:
    • Her dad:
    • Me: Yolo that bitch